Get trapped in the endless cycle of upgrading your base with the spoils of war - which you'll spend on upgrading your town hall - which unlocks a new layer of upgrades - which requires an upgrade to your resource storage - which let you save up enough to upgrade your town hall - which unlocks another layer of upgrades. It's a 24/7 commitment that will slowly become the only reason your phone notifies you anymore. As in, timing your entire life around it whether you're harvesting your magical purple jizz every few hours, keeping your builders active in the middle of the night, or building an automated Lego robot arm to keep you from ever logging off! In the almost hands off experience that's all about the timing. And protect your village with the same tower defense principal you've been bored of since the 90's.
You pathetic fu****g sucker!, I mean - loyal paying customer?īuild a fearsome army and crush your enemies with all the strategy and skill of choosing where to tap. And by "day one," I mean day 2860 because that's how long you have to wait for everything to finish building. That would cost over twelve thousand dollars to fully unlock from day one. Prepare for everything wrong with the game industry in one convenient location. chickens? Comes the cancerous mobile game built on grinding, OCD and stealing your parents credit card. Sup-Erc-Ell? developers of the Clash of Clans ripoff with army soldiers, and the Clash of Clans ripoff with.